‘Directing 1.01’ = ‘Never Work With Children And Animals’
Obviously Mat Humphrey skipped that class…

Revised Pupcake Recipe according to a film crew:
1 x foolhardy Director
2 x 435 Cameras
1 x ‘A team’ crew led by Simon Duggan, Leilani Tomaszewski and Alan Robinson
6 x rolls of Kodak Film Stock (250D)
1 x f@# off gene and electrics truck (did we mention Pat Hagen was the Gaffer?)
1 x van and smiley Jason Trew (from Big Toys of course)
1 x Kitchen Location (leafy Turramurra preferred)
1 x Precocious 4yr old
1 x Stage Mum (frozen as child misbehaves between each take)
1 x dozen prop cupcakes made up by Igor using No More Gaps and Polystyrene
(he is still sweeping his garage clean)
2 x bowls of icing (consumed by the end of the day)
1 x canny Stand by Props guy AKA Pete Davies
1 x Sound Designer over at Song Zu. (using Skeet’s recordings…or not)
1 x Post Production Facility to edit and online ‐ MRPP
1 x boutique grading facility to grade called Bean
did I mention the incredibly well trained Dog? Ennisky?
And they said it would never work!



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